Take away Disney and...

This is the fairty tale that should have been read to us when were little:

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful independant, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat comtemplating ecological isssues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdent meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself: I don't freakin think so.