Bar Stools

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances,
&Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral
in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.It was hot and humid
in town and their traditional garb was making
them so uncomfortable. They decided to stop in at Paddy McGuire's Pub for
a cold softdrink.Paddy had recently added some special legs to his barstools
which
were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up
at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered
the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they
were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.