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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I didn't vote for the fucker...

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little
boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have four questions."
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second,why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George Bush inform the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his
hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve" he
responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have six questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second,why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so
worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health
insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

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